Wednesday, 22 October 2014

I am from...

I am from the undulous land where Romans reined their horses alongside those who'd settled here before along the burn, where the river ran its source of life along the vale, now sequestered under concrete and the clogged arteries of their consumptive combustion engines.

I am from the yearning of the Sunday afternoon hogweed who stretches toward the Sun beneath the scything motorway where Apollo was once placated by those whose empire was built in blood.

I am from the sanctuary of saints seeking refuge from the plunderers of the foreboding sea, resting inland, counting out the centuries in ermine on rosaries of Grace until the hunger of conquerors bade them move once more.

I am from a stinky half-on of a town, stubbed out by the vagaries of a capital that drains its provinces like a stabbed sack of wine as they catch the flowing crims
on with their gaping maws.

I am from the heart on the spine of the nation running from capital to capital, the North Road of England, peopled by ghosts in the still of the dawning light, condemned to shimmering pilgrimage on the timeless highway.

I am from a collection of charity shops and bookies thrown together like broken clothes pegs in the bottom of a bag.

I am from the perma-grey dampness that clings to all it purveys, bonding all hunched together outside in the Wet through their common inclement heritage.


Tuesday 21st October 2014
Willy Nillie creative writing session

Saturday, 26 April 2014

A False Poet writes on those that are True

I wrote the following short piece a while ago for a fanzine that's yet to happen (yet to happen, mind you) for the group I'm in, The False Poets. Kind of rambles on a bit til Coleridge takes over for some reason...


A few years ago, when I was 22 I think it was, I got heavily into the Incredible String Band. I’d known of them from my dad’s record collection growing up yet, due to their outlandishness they weren’t often given an airing and on those rare occasions I caught the odd song or two it was difficult to get a handle on it, so I kind of dismissed them as whacked out hippy nutjobs. Yet happily something finally clicked and those first five or so albums of theirs were pretty much all I listened to for a month or two. I can’t recall another band having such an impact upon my outlook on life. The musicianship was great, the arrangements fresh and inventive, the melodies interesting, there was a joy in the playing and, perhaps mostly lyrically, an intellectual vision that was positive and life-affirming. It was like a couple of colourfully dressed farmhands were up in my headspace, scything at the long-grass saying “Let’s get a little more light in here!”
                                                            
What struck me was that initially to my ears they seemed to be singing nonsensical psycho-babble, yet it didn’t take long to become apparent that the florid word-play was genuinely poetical. I like to check out the influences of those people I am a fan of and so it was I picked up a copy of Robert Graves’ The White Goddess from a second-hand bookshop in Sunderland (now gone) for a couple of quid. I knew that the String Band were borrowing heavily from this challenging book for their earlier albums. I read the book once through and found it hard to figure out what it was all about with its arguments of alphabets based upon trees, shape-shifting witches and the peculiar dietary habits of Pythagoras. I’ll certainly go back to it with my older head on but, basically, Graves states there is a Muse whom true poets know and honour in their songs, a White Goddess who, in the words of Apuleius is “the universal Mother, mistress of all the elements, primordial child of time, sovereign of all things spiritual, queen of the dead, queen also of the immortals, the single manifestation of all gods and goddesses that are.” True poetry is a votive offering at the same time as gaining grace from the mother of all true inspiration. I wondered on the total drop in quality of the String Band’s records once they became followers of Scientology and how the magic of the early work all but vanished. Maybe the Muse no longer shone favour their way?

Towards the end of The White Goddess Graves cites four english poets who he identifies as True Poets, divinely inspired and in communion with the Muse - John Skelton, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, John Keats and John Clare.


So, a few words in honour of the non-John punk poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge. I say punk as at the end of the 18th century Coleridge, along with friend and co-conspirator William Wordsworth published the book Lyrical Ballads. Together they rejected poetry as a highly stylised imitation of life. Poetry was weighed down with the heavy university traditions of studies of ancient greek and latin. Initially published anonymously, Lyrical Ballads was revolutionary in that the lives of common men were legitimate subject matter and sources of inspiration. Both poets wanted to kick out the jams and bring force of feeling from within into poetry and they succeeded.

Coleridge was the more wayward of the two. Regularly using opium since his teens, engaging in public demonstrations of the use of nitrous oxide, student of science (not least to provide him with a wider stock of metaphors), reported to have been an impressive preacher, prone to outrageous flights of fancy. Check out Kubla Khan said to have been there in his head pretty much self-composed after an opium induced dream. His conversational, blank verse poems such as Frost at Midnight, and The Aeolian Harp can be seen as the seeds of beat poetry. He’s just riffing on his own thoughts and frames them in crystal clear images. He would’ve loved a turntable, a few choice Coltrane lps and the chance to kick-back in a cottage somewhere. The guy was pretty hip!

In The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Samuel Taylor Coleridge gives us a clear description of The White Goddess herself:

Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man’s blood with cold.

That poem wasn’t particularly well received at the time, but time has proven a wiser judge. One of the great poems of the english language. Along with Christabel it pre-figures the weird fiction of the 1920s and 30s. Lovecraft was a big admirer of Coleridge who was an influence upon his work over a century later. Vancouver’s garage band The Painted Ship took their name from this great poem whilst Peter Green took his mescaline driven meditation upon the poem’s central image to the top of the UK charts in 1969. It’s said that during a stormy night in a Geneva hotel Mary Shelley ran screaming from the room as Lord Byron read Christabel to the gathered friends. Sounds better than Wes Craven. People should read poetry to each other more. Personally, the greatest feeling of terror I’ve ever received from any work of art, be it film, music, painting was a reading of The Three Graves. Seriously spooky!


The muse kind of departed from Coleridge in his late-twenties. Opium took a stronger hold, disillusion in the aftermath of the french revolution, unrequited love and heartache, but there were glimmers in his later years. Those early works of his tho - True Poetry - when he finds his groove he cooks like no other. Salutations to the wide-eyed star child of wonder and his power of imagination!

Saturday, 31 August 2013

Right Back at the Start

Best to strike while the iron's not long been unplugged with these posts...

Last night saw your intrepid garage rock preservationists that are The False Poets play back where it all began in Chester-le-Street. Last time we played there was over 19 years ago in the youthful noise merchants that were Psychlone.

I was reflecting on how times have changed, sat outside Clems with Dean chewing on some red hot chips. In 1994 The Street was heaving Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday pretty much every week of the year. I never really liked going out too much in those awkward days of late adolescence. Being hemmed in at the back of The Queens Head with a pint of Carling as Whigfield sang her heart out over the pub speakers wasn't my idea of fun, but bloody hell! where have all the people gone?! Either The Wicket Gate and Utopia were utterly rammed or there's a lot more supermarket booze being knocked back in front of the tele by the Cestrians these days...


It's such a state of affairs that has played a part in seeing a number of pubs in Chester-le-Street putting bands on. I'd like to think I would've dug that when I were a young un. The Britannia, The Black Horse, The Market Tavern, even The Butchers Arms has put a few turns on. The Lambton Arms has been putting bands on for about a year or so. Grateful to them for giving us a chance to strut our stuff in the land where we learnt our ABCs, amongst other things.


Really good to see some friendly faces in there. First Poets gig me mam's gone to, as well! Plenty friends and family there and the locals on the whole seemed to enjoy it and weren't so deterred by the largely unfamiliar-to-them material. 9 gigs in and we've not been paid off for the night yet! Thanks to Sarah and Deb for the pics and tweets!




Here's the two sets:

Set1:
You're Gonna Miss Me
Pretty Big Mouth
(I Ain't No) Miracle Worker
Why Do I Cry?
Tell Me When
Stick or Twist
Like A Rolling Stone
My Flash On You
Nobody But Me
Gonna Make You Mine
A Girl I Know
Stomper
Primitive
All Day and All of the Night
All Night Long
Set 2:

Call the Doctor
I Can Only Give You Everything
Gloria
You Are The Way
I'm Not Like Everybody Else
The Mad Machine
Set It Free
My Little Black Egg
Codine
Did It Feel Real?
I Fought The Law (first outing)
Hey Joe
Going All The Way
Psychotic Reaction
Strychnine
Action Woman
The lads are chipping in with the backing vocals, filling out those songs that little bit extra. Pleased with the way some of the originals were going down especially A Girl I Know and Stomper always gets a good response. Appreciated the advice from Mick Dixon re sticking some more reverb on the vocals - will try that next time.
Next up is The Sun Inn at Swalwell, Friday 6th September. It's just had a brand new coat of paint and looks The Dogs!

Keep a-had!

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

The False Poets at The Cluny 2 March 6th

Few gigs to update on since last time. I'll do one at a time cos I tend to waffle on a bit.

Our second gig came at Newcastle's Cluny 2 after having kindly been asked by the wonderful St James Infirmary to open the night. Topping the bill were the smashing lads that are Illustrators.

The guys from SJI put this poster together for the night:


Ross Lewis was overlooking the sound on his stamping ground. Ross produced some demos of a band that Pete and me were in, Mandalas, back in 2005. I say over-looking cos he had some young sound-hands learning the ropes. We were last to soundcheck and they did a sterling job. The most professional set-up I've done with a band from the point of view of sound, stage and venue. Tristan couldn't get, so I handled the vocals.

The Cluny 2 will be hosting more nights for the price of a pint as Profit is Over-rated, so keep an eye out!

The set we played on the night:

You're Gonna Miss Me
I'm Gonna Make You Mine
(I Ain't No) Miracle Worker
Hey Joe
Call The Doctor
Set It Free
All Day and All of the Night
Action Woman
My Little Black Egg
My Flash On You
Strychnine

That lot clocked in at under half an hour. 'Twas great fun - and well received. You Are The Way was ten days old at the time, but held together fine.


St James Infirmary were most entertaining and on fine form. As I type they are currently hosting an excellent radio show on Ashington's Koast Radio. Tuesdays 8pm til 10 for You Are Not Our Demographic - they soundcloud the programmes, should you miss 'em - well worth a listen.

Thursday, 28 February 2013

False Poets set sail in The Old Ship, Newbiggin

Saturday February 16th saw The False Poets do their first gig.

Venue was The Old Ship, Newbiggin - it was a fine evening enjoyed by the 20 odd people there - mostly family and friends. It gave us a chance to check out our p.a. and Dean's drums he'd just acquired.


The sound was pretty good - drums weren't mic-ed up cos we haven't got drum mics yet. Also, playing without monitors, again for lack of them, but the mix out of the p.a. speakers was decent and the kit carried well enough without the mics. Could hear ok on the stage what we were playing - kinder on the ears than the rehearsal rooms in Heaton!

Looking at the photo, probably should have lifted the Northumberland flag to go over the blackboard, but I don't begrudge The Old Ship the promos! It's a fine place actually and well worth a visit. We'll be going back again in the summer. Probably stick the p.a. speakers in front of the stage so Pete doesn't have to be stuck in the corner at the back.

We did a couple of sets as follows:

You're Gonna Miss Me
1-2-5
I'm Gonna Make You Mine
Stick or Twist
(I Ain't No) Miracle Worker
Call The Doctor
Slow Down
All Night Long
Little Black Egg
Strychnine
Going All The Way
Action Woman

I felt personally that I played a little bit too stiffly during that first set but loosened up for set 2:

Gloria
Pretty Big Mouth
Tell Me When
Did It Feel Real?
I'm Not Like Everybody Else
My Flash On You
Why Do I Cry?
Stomper
Primitive
All Day and All of the Night
Hey Joe
I Can Only Give You Everything

It might look like a fair few songs, but each set took about half an hour. I particularly enjoyed the bluesy pairing of Stomper and Primitive, but it was all a lot of fun, really. No audio recordings were taken, but there may be a youtube clip to share at some point.

A few further gigs to tell you about:

Wednesday March 6th we're first on the bill at The Cluny 2 with St James Infirmary and Illustrators 

Saturday March 30th we're putting on a Garage night at The Central. Viddy...


Also taking our show to Lumley's The Old England Friday 3rd May for a pub gig starting about 9pm.

There's also been some things put on www.thefalsepoets.co.uk

That'll dee fer noo

Monday, 12 November 2012

Winters Returning Song

Sunday Service at First Avenue after a four week break. We haven't been resting on our borrowed laurels in the interim tho - oh no! Tristan brought 3 songs (left another one at home) and I fetched one along to work on, the Rhythmic Poets having heard demos and taken the initial sketches onboard.

First hour was spent getting back up to speed with the familiar numbers. We're used to the room being a sweatbox, so it was weird getting cold hands off the fretboard. Pete sacrificed watching the match to put up with such discomforts!

So, as well as the new songs, which got 3 runs through each, Why Do I Cry and The Squires' Going All The Way have both been given a bit spit and polish, the latter properly taking flight for the first time.

This blog's demo recording is brought to you courtesy of Tristan's new Zoom H1 recorder, hence the different, not as abrasive sound:


For those of you eager for a more intimate frisson of fuzz frenzy, arrangements are in place for some Spring-some garage shenanigans in the new year. Our warmest welcomes will be extended to you all.

Friday, 28 September 2012

Where autumns shadows idly muse

September 15th

I've lost count of what number rehearsal thing we're onto now - 7 or 8 - at trusty old First Avenue. Recent rehearsals have taken a shape of playing the set of the 11 of so songs we've got down pretty well, an hour or so of working on newer things and then repeating the set.

That 11 song set in full:
You're Gonna Miss Me
1-2-5
Pretty Big Mouth
I'm Gonna Make You Mine
I Ain't No Miracle Worker
Action Woman
Little Black Egg
I'm Not Like Everybody Else
Primitive
Hey Joe
I Can Only Give You Everything

All Day and All night is taking on a role of beery encore. The Bad Seeds' (not the Nick Cave one) All Night Long was given it's first run out with the proper chord changes in the middle bit. First runs out for My Flash On You (tho' our footing is trying to gain a-hold somewhere between Love's and Thee Sixpence's respective versions), Can't Explain, Tristan's new song When the Morning Comes and something I've cobbled together from a few chords thrown out at the last one called Stick or Twist.

To fill in the final few tired moments there was a fun blast through Territorial Pissings as well as Gloria. We've played that before and it sounded pretty lame, but didn't sound too bad this time! Might have something to do with Pete's later observation that it felt like we clicked as a band somewhere through the second run through of the set. These things take time, as someone once said about something totally unrelated, perhaps.

I was somewhat discombobulated early in the rehearsal by mucking about with that delay rack thing. No tech-head me.

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